The following is a post from a Facebook post by a friend of mine by the name of Dave Taylor and the more I think about it, the more I may have to join his fitness regime.
"I am starting a new fitness regime called FitCross. In a nutshell, iy utilizes muscle confusion by requiring a large variety of hydrogenated corn syrup distribution methods and nuanced cheese-based fondues. This focuses greatly on the importance of social and emotional health through diet instead of exercise. This is the best program out there, because we all know that exercise is highly over-rated and likely only to procrastinate your departure from this war prison work camp euphemistically referred to as "life".
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